1. What is your in-game name and rank?:

Pai Khur / Pyker / Paik Huer / Pie Khar and I am a Capogrime. Or I like to call myself a Capo Grimace Thug Shaker.

2. What rank are you applying for?:

High Table of Pyke Leaders Part 2 Electric Boogaloo a.k.a. PYKER Command as Underboss

3. What regiment are you applying for?:

Not a regiment silly child boi, it is the greatest syndicate amongst all the crime groups in the galaxy, The Pyke Syndicate

4. Why do you wish to become a Command member?:

My sleep paralysis demon has legally advised me to become a command member. He occasionally appears but he's stuck playing Marvel Rivals and smoking weed. I have a premonition that the server and for all Pyke kind I would be soon needed in a critical capacity for my Ohio Sigma Skibidi tactics. We do not know how long the 20 year old Children's video game of Garry's Mod will exist but we ball. Just like 212th, my brain only likes to be skibidi memery rizz arooga all up on they block. And unlike last run at GL Pyke I don't have a chip on my shoulder. I instead ate all the chips and stole it from the Republic.

I have experience in being a Operator of Pyke-Fil-A, I primarily have experience with FoH and Truck but can do BoH. I had to manage crewmates in providing superb service as it is our pleasure and the guests are always meant to be welcomed in. I think my experience working with Pyke in a legal business will allow me to transfer to illegal very well. I intend to continue or lineage of customer service to the theoretical end of our friend groups journey as pykers. After this stint with y'all maybe we can all get mead with primeberries maxxed in at Sovngarde.

Elect me a representative, and I will represent a different district for pykes and we can get another electoral vote hopefully.

5. How much time do you have on the server?:

Unfortunately 381 hours too many. I think the least hours you have on Gmod the better you are in society.

6. What are the duties of a Command member?:

To do the hardest jobs ever known to mankind. To merely handle the power of the legendary google sites or forbidden to say google docky (Sinder 1000 page go brrr). I am well versed that the job requires intense hard lifting of the insane thing known as roster updates, only the few and the brave are able to do that. They do the scary thing of flagups, some mysterious thing which I'm not sure sure is broadcasted to the people, and strike in retaliation to those who forsake the Frostbite lifestyle by not doing quota. What heathen would do that!?!?!?

Frostbite is my life. I die for my Frostbiters. It's some real shit. I meet the love of my life here, I gain friends here, I mature, it's all part of the Frostbiter life.

Other jobs includes using that skibidi rizz to haze new members to your cult and the norms that it follows. They have to do a really impossible thing called activity, many players fail it and I know it is really hard to press the green play button so I made a shortcut for it here: steam://connect/207.166.129.18. I know its traumatic but I think a shortcut will make it easier for the headache players to get on and complain that they have a headache and flex on stage. Apparently being a likeable human being in a position of power while actually doing work is really hard to do in this planet and also having people under you who want to breathe oxygen is a really hard thing to accomplish but alas that is the job of a command member.

Pyke specific duties are:

• To coordinate civil unrest with Shock for "RP"

• To lobby for Pyke issues and fund NGOs against the Naval Party.

• To convince battalions to remind that semi serious rp exist and to teach roleplay to socially inept children because apparently clone wars has way too many grand autismos.

• A big part of our job is to engage in political conflict against command members and high command for the spice gods. Every raid is jihad for spice gods and thats on spice gods.

• To make sure pyke activities fall under the grey area and are fair and fun and not the same style as our forefathers in Gaminglight. That applies to raids as well.

  I think I didn't apply to officer or grind as much early on because ngl I was a PVP aggressive pyke grinder in GL and yes I was funny and memed but I never joke in conflict. I joke everything else in game except when it comes to raids and winning which is something I had to learn in this server. I think that extra time lowkey allowed me to kinda see how Tuna and Glorb wanted for the server. I don't still agree with it but that's what FBG needs as much as I want to bring that SCP RP CI raid vibes this is not that. Like the raid adjustments were so hard for me to adapt to. I expected 501st ARC to racially profile us and IC to jetpack spam out of render distance while being attacked on tat town and having to spam t4s and z2s with nothing but sand behind us just for fucking flags.

7. Why should we trust you with this position?:

NGL dawg I don't think you can trust any filthy pyker truly except imo Wolverine, he's actually a good pyker. For all you know, I could be a massive loopholer like filthy Glorbnob. I maybe doing quota or did I sham it and it was an inside job by Salmon to promote me. Who knows? I could be a pvp menace or a aimbot chud. You don't know me son. What I do know is I joined this server as a Pyker. Glorb annoyed me to be a padawan or something and bullet is like omg you can be a CT until then but I said ahh hell no. Even saturn and his bitchass on that one event is like oh if only you played on the server. Nah fam I didn't want to be like larping as a child nerd ass soldier smh bro. Saturn you are a filthy fucking nerd bro thank god you got off Gmod. Tuna at least doubles down and is a master electrician ffs. I am in 212th because the skibidi rizzlers like FootSniffer the chronic doordash order and small latina problem haver, Resinator devourer of food, and JG That "Word" Whisperer are there. So if I only pullup because of Pyke I think I kinda care about it slightly more than your average player and thus will accordingly apply myself.

If you don't trust me, I'm telling all of my fam on X and 4chan that this was a targeted racially motivated attack as I supercut all of your takes out of context and then post videos of me fake crying to the press and podcasters. Then I will make protests in spite of you and then sell shirts and flags specifically for a protest I made up to farm the discourse as celebrities follow on trying to virtue signal. Maybe I should sell NFTs of it.

List of Mistrust: The Infamous Loopholer Glorbnob, Grandmaster of Goons Mango Podius, The Phallic Object Venus, The Inactive Green, The Rat Salmon

List of Trusted: Skibidi Level 30 Gyattlord of the Universe Wolverine, The Ohio Rizzler Me (duh) The Gigachad Zap, The Giga Feline Gato, The Basketball Phenom of our generation Turquavious Johnson, The Shameless Tuna, Spicesniffa, Resiniore.

Other Pykas not included are a coinflip in trust. Trust me bro.

8. How often can you be online?:

Homiedawg ngl fam probably 3-5 Business Days, when I lock in 6 or 7 easily but that'll probably be at night.

I do a coinflip every Saturday to determine if that next week I stay on earlier and grind but only 3-5 business days or To only get on later in the day 6 or 7. I think its logical to have a plan for rest and gaming for Gmod and everything tbh shit my running program has easy runs mixed with hard runs as well same with my ppl lifting splits. If you need to have a forced LOA, genuinely you are mentally ill and have a father figure in life. What a fucking GMod Master. God forbid you work a job or have to go to a real school.

I also really have to grind Transport Tycoon in FiveM sometime to keep my streaks up for RTS ground and air, Cabbie, EMS, and Firefighter so be patient.

9. Do you have any warns?:

Unfortunately no. I wished I had a warn and a funny story like the goat Resinator, The Devourer of Taco Bell, The Walker of Hours, Basketball Demon, and Questmaster Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

"Any man can always be a father, no one said you had to be a present one" - A friend of mine irl who happens to have a lot of melanin in skin