Vodka's Backstory (Up-To-Date)

Vodka's Story

Vodka was bred on Kamino. At the age of 5 (clone years), they weren’t the best shot or the smartest, but with the power of autism, they became a brilliant strategist. This skill would later play a crucial role in their career.

Upon their first transfer to Old Anaxes, Vodka was known as a silly guy. They joined the 212th on their first day, but soon left to pursue something greater — becoming one of the best: a Republic Commando. Rising through the ranks, they eventually became part of Foxtrot and later the leader known as Gregor. They did their best to fix what they could — even correcting the bomb guide and teaching the 104th how to handle explosives properly.

After an incident with the commander at the time, Vodka left and joined Medical, which was truly led by Eric. Those were the good days. Vodka became the first therapist in Frostbite history, opening a VA office and later establishing their own therapist room in the medical freezer. They conducted actual therapy sessions and helped many.

During this time, Vodka discovered they were Force-sensitive — and, strangely, became a Gungan. An RC eventually shoved a holocron down their throat, which somehow caused them to lay eggs and go insane. Thankfully, after a few court cases, the situation was resolved.

Renaming themselves Jar Jar Drinks, they later became Titus, a Grey Paladin and Jedi Master. Eventually, they took on the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi. As Obi-Wan, they fixed the Heavy regiment for the first time — though it didn’t grow too much, only gaining one or two members. Their title before leaving the Obi-Wan role was:

212th Shock Jedi Master Heavy Lead Obi-Wan Kenobi.

At one point, Rex unofficially named them the first 7th Sky Corps Jedi Master — a title that meant a lot.

Later, Vodka transferred to Shock, taking on the roles of Ki-Adi-Mundi, then Eeth Koth, and finally Adi Gallia. During this time, they helped run Shock with excellence — implementing new arrest times, reviving the Senate Commandos, and eventually leaving on good terms.

Vodka later returned to the 212th, where they helped rebuild the battalion alongside their fellow officers and brought more Heavy members back. Unfortunately, they had to leave again due to dire circumstances.

Now, Vodka is a 501st Private — ready to show the world what they’re made of.